Wednesday 16 April 2008

How is the food in hell...

One day a man from Heaven and a man from Hell happened across each other in passing. They began to converse on the differences between their homes. "How’s the food in hell?" Asked the man from Heaven. The man from hell shook his head in great sorrow. "The food... is amazing! Whatever you want, whenever you want, buffets as far as the eye can see. The problem is you can't eat with your hands and the only utensils are spoons 4ft long. They are too long to reach your mouth with, so I never eat." The man from Heaven stared in disbelief listening to his companion's story. After a long pause he smiled and said. "We have the same food in Heaven and you can't eat with your hands there either. The funny thing is in Heaven we eat with the same 4ft spoons." The man from hell was dumbfounded. "Then you don't eat in Heaven either?" He asked and scratched his head. The man from Heaven smiled and said. "Oh we eat! You see in Heaven... we feed each other."

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